The Free Speech Manifesto: A Spoken Jam Session Now, it is a funny thing. Free jazz, that is. The dissatisfaction with the limitations of ordinary music once upon a time — when the Earth was still flat — led to a movement in which the oppressive conventions of harmonic tunes, such as the venerable connection of tonic, dominant and subdominant were torn down like the fictitious Tower of Baradh–dur when Frodo Baggins of the Shire had the Ring of Power bitten off his hand at the brink to the chasms of Mount Doom. Of course, the technical aspect of playing the instrument, even if it be one’s own vocal chords, which unites craft with art never lost its importance. We are humans after all. And as a human I cry: Free speech! Do to narration what you have done to music! Throw away the oppressive conventions of agreeable sentences and grammar and thesauruses. Free speech! Let me lead you into the depths of an old cellar where free speech enthusiasts and their professionally fashioned goatees meet under arches of heavy stone, in order to discuss facial hare care, wine and unlimited, unbound word... "Beerdrinker funny absolutely grease", recites the speaker on stage and clears his throat, "Excuse me! Beerdrinker funny absolutely grease, me idiot dressguard for electrometer gill driven. Endorse the objective is manipulating three nurture which produces Rugby in a way that makes me rub trysquares rain while uproot magistracy! Poke pimple pointed pilches postal pinkish pokerface pilfered poignancy pinnule polarise. Or in other words: Teasel tossing teaches turtuosity teak topsyturvy teased to tearstained tolerable teapots. Liquid screen papers or fact facing false farts, though, will wet wise guys so that underhooked experiments expand without upsurged wapentakes. Therefore must we condescend of excellence the. Behold basting benediction in cohesive venerableness when shoe jam zoo ran brood gram rude tan wool spam testicular tarradiddle upthrow breaking? Milking rat foresees impertinence quote whereas preponderance peddles megilp in meaty helibusses! Herding do-gooders excusing graminivorous intelligencers while downloading microscopical metronomes come dodder methods orderless orang-utans perform perfectible pepsin perfumes!!!! And that, oh, dear world, is because burden wardens slap resolution fingertips, sillabified fornication slug-a-beds in upper copper stripper trap her hipper Zappa zipper dipper flip her rapper stopper trapper tripper double whopper whip her slipper bopper shopper drop her poppa hopper rinderpest. Beerdrinker funny absolutely grease, me idiot dressguard for electrometer gill driven. Endorse the objective is manipulating three nurture which produces Rugby in a way that makes me rub trysquares rain while uproot magistracy! Poke pimple pointed pilches postal pinkish pokerface pilfered poignancy pinnule polarise. Or in other words: Teasel tossing teaches turtuosity teak topsyturvy teased to tearstained tolerable teapots. Liquid screen papers or fact facing false farts, though, will wet wise guys so that underhooked experiments expand without upsurged wapentakes. Therefore must we condescend of excellence..." The speaker draws in the suave air of the cellar as if he needed it to live. "...the!"
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