The Hills were a young newlywed couple who took a honeymoon to central Europe. While there, they took a carriage ride, and while traveling through the mountains...a car came around a corner too fast and scared the horse. The horse bolted, out of control, and the carriage flipped and threw the Hills ... .... who died. A local handyman, Igor, who worked for one of the local landowners, a certain Doktor Frankenstein, witnessed the accident, and since the local laws are a bit different...well...he grabbed the bodies and took them to the Frankenstein place... Now...the good Doktor saw the bodies...looked through their belongings, stood bolt upright and said...IGOR! Bring them to the Laaaaaaboooooratooooory! Once there, the Doktor set the bodies on the examination tables, then turned to Igor. IIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Turn on.... the stereo! Igor was confused...but he knew better then to upset the doktor again. (Yeah, what hump, right buddy?) He went over and turned on the old RCA, hearing the vacuum tubes hum as they warmed. He turned on the amplifier, and the preamp, and pulled out Led Zepplin IV....he dropped the needle on the album... Louder, IGOR, LOUDER! Igor turned the volume from 3 to 6. The speakers thrummed with the power....but, the Doktor yelled out....LOUDER! 6 went to 8. Still, it wasnt loud enough. 8 went to 9...9 to 10....10...to the fabled 11.... The room vibrated. Dust shook from the eaves. But, it was if the good Doktor Frankenstein didnt hear it...he was intently focused upon the young couple. As the song switched from Black Dog to Rock and Roll, he noticed that first his, then her, feet started to move...then their legs....and arms...torsos...until finally...the Hills were standing, dancing, liiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvving! They thanked the good Doktor Frankenstein...a cab was called, and after they left...Igor asked...How, Doktor....HOW? Simple, Igor. The Hills are alive by the sound of music....
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 15:34:42 +0000
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