The Imperfect Mismatch CHAPTER-2 Rishi started his convertible and picked up his best friend Sanjay from his home.He also picked up some other of his gang members,from a particular point,where they had been asked to wait.The whole gang contains 2 more boys Ravi and Vishal and 1 girl Shalini. Shalini hugged Rishi and as usual flattered him. Sanjay was sitting beside Rishi and the others were sitting on the passenger’s seat.On the way Sanjay asked,”Arey yaar Rishi,tuney ek baat nehi bataayi ke tu aaj raat ko party kis khushi mein de raha hai?Any special reason?”He continued mischieviously,”Koi larki….?I mean kisi larki pe to dil nehi aa gaya tera?”Rishi laughed,”Rishi aur larki???Is duniya mein aisi koi larki hi nehi bani jo Rishi Diwan ka dil jeet sake and for your very kind information,larkia Rishi ke dil par nehi balki Rishi larkio ke dil par raaj karta hai.Meri zindagi ka to bas ek hi funda hai,khubsurat kalio ko nihaaro aur jab dil bhar jaaye to unhe bhul jaao lekin kabhi bhi un kalio ke peeche bhavra mat banna,varna hamesha ke liye latak jaaoge.Raha sawaal party ka to mere party ka sabse bara reason yehi hai ke vo party maine di hai.Samjha.”Attitude was filed in his voice.Shalini asked,”Rishi,hum party ke liye shopping to karenge na?”He replied,”O yes of course baby.Tumhe to pata hi hai na ke main kabhi kisi party mein dress repeat nehi karta,upar se aaj to mere haatho mein jackpot laga hai.”Shalini surprisingly asked,”Jackpot???”Rishi turned on his back to look to her,”Mere pyaare bhaiya ka credit card.” Just,the moment,he turned to look forward,with the last drop of strength,left inside him,he pulled the break,which made a very ugly sound.Sanjay and the others almost screamed out of fear.The three sitting back were almost about to fall,but saved themselves by grabbing Sanjay’s and Rishi’s seat back tightly.The reason behind this was nothing but a beautiful girl in a cream colour salwaar,who suddenly came in front of Rishi’s car.Rishi closed his eyes in fear and the girl covered her face.Rishi was scared less,due to the probable accident that was avoided,but more due to the scream made by the girl.A glitter of light fall on Rishi’s face due to the sunlight which was touching the girl’s diamond bangles.After a few minutes,the girl removed her hands from her face and she was none other than Indira.She,boiling with anger put her hands on her waist and glared at Rishi.She moved towards him and shouted,”O Mr Aakhwaale andhe,gaari dekh kar nehi chalaa sakte kya?”Rishi,who,too was mad at Indira and was about to shout at her,got surprised on her question and in reply,very confusingly asked,”Excuse me???”Indira taunted,”O to Mr Aakhwaale andhe,Mr Kaanwaale behre bhi hai?Iam really very sorry to know that.”Rishi,now angrily said,”Tum apni galti ko chupaake,saara ilzaam mujhipe daal rahi ho,how dare you?Ek to khudko raste par theek se chalne ki tameez nehi hai aur suna mujhe rahi ho.Kyu raste par tum dekh kar nehi chal sakti thi?”Indira corrected,”Main dekh kar hi chal rahi thi aur sahi direction mein bhi ja rahi thi,galat direction se tum aa rahe the.Samjhe.”Rishi said,”O really!To agar tum itni hi sahi direction se ja rahi thi to tum mere gaari ke saamne kaise aa gayi?”Indira grinned,”Saamne se tum mere aaye ho,main tumhaare nehi.”Now Rishi came out of his car and said,”Listen,mere paas na tumhaare saath ye faltu ka jhagra karne ka na to time hai aur na hi shaukh.Isiliye sharaafat se kehta hu ke apni galti maan kar mere saamne se hat jaao.”Indira taunted,”Arey vaah,yaha to ulta chor kotwaal ko daate.Tum chahte ho ke main tumse us galti ke liye maafi maangu,jo maine ki hi nehi.”She raised her finger on his face and said,”Galti tumne ki hai to maafi bhi tum hi maangoge varna main police ko bulaaungi.”Rishi was about to say something when Shalini stopped him,”Arey Rishi,tum abhi bhi ye nehi samjhe ke ye tumse maafi kyu nehi maang rahi hai?Itni bari aur expensive car dekh kar isey itna to samajh mein aa hi gaya hai ke tum kitne amir khaandaan se taalluk rakhte ho.To isiliye ab ye saara drama karke ye tumse paise aithna chahti hai.”Rishi agreed to her and said,”You know something Shalini,actually you are right.Aisi larkio ko yehi sab karna aata hai.”He then asked Indira,”To ab bolo kitne paise chahiye?”He took out his wallet.Shalini said,”Puch kya rahe ho Rishi,seedha muh par maaro iske.”Rishi took out 5000 rupees and put it on Indira’s hand and said,”Ye lo.Vaise to tumhaare aukaad se bohot zyaada hai ye phir bhi de raha hu.Aakhir tumhe bhi to pata chale ke kis dildaar raheeszaade se paala para hai.”Rishi smiled sarcastically.Sanjay was the only gang member,who was very matured and was not like them.He was not liking all this a bit but the others were encouraging him.Indira made a fist and put the money back on his hand and asked,”Ho gaya tumhaara ya aur bhi kuch baaki hai?”Rishi gave a taunting look.Indira tightened her jaws and continued,”Ab meri baat dhyaan se suno,according to you Mr Dildaar Raheeszaade,tumhaari ye jo kabutri itni der se pharphara rahi hai,issy kehdo ke,mere saamne zyaada choch na khole,varna…..”She moved towards Shalini and said,”Teri ye jo kechi jaisi zabaan hai,isey kaatke gutter mein phek dungi.”Shalini felt very insulted and as soon as Indira turned to Rishi,she said,”Hey you!”Indira turned her head and said,”Chupchap andar beth,agar abhi muh khola to ulte haath ka aisa rakh ke dungi na,zindagi bhar haklaati rahegi.”Shalini gave her a disbelief look but kept quiet.She now looked at Rishi and said,”Bohot ghamand hai na apni ameeri pe.Ek minute.”She took up two stones from the road and smashed the headlights of Rishi’s car.He exclaimed,”O s**t my car!What the hell is this?You…..”Indira glared at him.She took out 10000 rupees from her purse and put it on Rishi’s hand and said,”I hope,itne kaafi honge tumhaare headlights ke liye.Vaise inko theek karwaane ki keemat se bohot zyaada de rahi hu,aakhir tumhe bhi to pata chale ke kis balaa se paala para hai.”Saying so,Indira turned to leave and Rishi remained open mouthed.He threw away the money.All the passer’s by were enjoying the fight and appreciated Indira’s courage.Indira and her friend were going away when Ravi made a whistle from behind and said,”Hey you,36-24-36,zara apna number to deti jao.”Saying so Ravi and Vishal started laughing in a very ugly manner.Rishi was fuming with anger due to the insult that he had to face in the middle of the road.Sanjay criticized them,”Stop it guyz!Abhi itna sab kuch hone ke baad bhi tum logo ko akal nehi aayi?Ye kya tareeka hai kisi larki se baat katne ka?”Both didn’t pay any heed to him.Indira stopped and came towards Ravi.She asked,with a smile,”Tumhe number chahiye?”Ravi nodded his head,”If you please.”She again,with the same attitude,said,”Sure.”After that,she made a soundful and tight slap on Ravi’s cheek and blasted,”Chappal ka du to chalega?”Ravi put his hand on his cheek and looked at her as if seeing a ghost and couldn’t reply anything.Shalini could not tolerate that and said,”You bluddy b***h.”Saying she just raised her hand to slap Indira but Indira grabbed her hand,twisted it and grinned,”Apne in komal kalaiyo ko sambhaal ke rakh varna torke dusre haath mein de dungi.”Shalini screamed with pain.Indira leaved her hand,glared at all of them and finally left.Ravi rubbing his cheek said,”Ye thappar main zindagi bhar nehi bhul sakta,aisa laga jaise,mere gaal par bijli giri ho.Ye larki thi ya kuch aur.”Vishal said,”Ye larki nehi mahakaali thi.”Sanjay was very happy,not because his friend were insulted but because whatever happened with them,they all deserved it.He smirked and mocked Rishi,”Vaise ye shaayad ab tak ki vo pehli larki hai jisne tujhe ignore kiya aur teri itni insult ki.Tu chahe jo bhi keh le par larki mein dam hai.”Rishi glared at Sanjay and tightened his jaws,”Tujhe mazaak sujh raha hai?Aajtak meri itni beizzati karne ki jurrat kisine nehi ki aur is larki ne to beech sarak mein meri shahi insult ki hai.”He held the steering more tightly and said,”Zindagi mein kabhi bhi agar is larki se phir se saamna hua to isey vo sabak sikhaunga ke zindagi bhar yaad rakkhegi.” Indira and his friend Sarah,after the shopping were having their lunch in the restaurant.All the time during the shopping,Indira was very upset.She was also not eating lunch properly.Sarah asked,”Kya hua Indira,tu abhi bhi kyu soch rahi hai un lafango ke baare mein?”Indira threw the spoon on the dish and replied,”Arey yaar main jitna bhi koshish karu par baar baar us raheeszaade ka chehra mere aakho ke saamne aa jaata hai.Usne mere purey mood ka satyanaash kar ke rakh diya aur main aaj thik se shopping bhi nehi kar paayi.”Sarah consoled her,”Arey yaar just relax.Bhul ja in sabko.Khamakha unke liye apna mood kyu kharaab kar rahi hai?Par ha ek baat hai,achcha sabak sikhaaya tuney un sabko.”Indira smiled fadely,”Aise logo ke saath aisa hi karna chahiye.”Sarah changed the topic,”Achcha chor ye sab baate.Aaj to tere hotel mein raat ko party hai na?”Indira remembered the fact and replied,”Arey ha yaar main to bhul hi gayi thi.Uff,un logo ke vajah se mera dimaag itna kharaab ho gaya tha ke ye baat mere dimaag se hi nikal gaya.”Sarah asked,”Kiski party hai?”Indira tried to remember,”Koi youngsters party hai.Kisi Rishi Diwan ne di hai.Suna hai Diwan Builders ka chota beta hai.”Sarah stopped eating,”Diwan Builders!Arey vo to Delhi ki sabse bari construction company hai.”Indira neglected,”Hogi,mujhe isse kya?”Sarah said,”Ha tujhe to kabhi kisi cheez se koi fark nehi parta.Tujhe to bas apna sapna aur apne kaam se matlab hai.”Indira,with an attitude said,”Of course,I don’t bother anyone except my family.”They continued their chatting and also completed their lunch. In the evening,after having her shower,Indira got ready and left for her hotel with her dinner packet.On reaching there,she looked carefully over the arrangement of the party.She ordered the bartenders to keep a strict eye so that the rules are not violated as well as to close the bar just at the stroke of the right time.She also ordered the other staffs as well as the guards not to allow any kind of misdeeds inside the hotel and if,the matter goes out of control,they should immediately inform her.Saying so,she left for her cabin. At almost 8pm,the guests started coming.After the arrival of all the guests,at about 9.30 pm,the host,Rishi Diwan arrived,with his gang.He welcomed everyone and announced the beginning of the party.Everything was perfectly under control and full decorum was maintained,but slowly,as the night became darker,all the disastrous acts of the party started in its full swing.Ravi and Vishal are very girloholic types.Being drunk,they started disturbing and behaving very mannerlessly with an invited girl.Against her wish,they started bothering and touching her.Rishi,though was totally a spoilt brat,but he never drinks upto that level which can make him totally out of control.He is a very flirty guy but he neither misbehaves with any girl nor he allows or tolerates such deeds.So,when Ravi and Vishal were performing that notorious job,Rishi stood in the middle.Rishi pushed them away from the girl and asked her to go from there.Ravi angrily asked,”Tuney hamara dost hoke hume dhakka diya?”Rishi angrily replied,”Dekh tu us larki ke saath badtameezi kar raha tha,isiliye aisa karna para.Tu jaanta hai na ke mujhe ye sab pasand nehi hai.”Vishal taunted,”O hum kare to badtameezi aur tu kare to flirting.Kyu tu bhi to larkia taarta hai?”Rishi again angrily replied,”Ha taarta hu aur larkiya taarne se tum logo ko bhi kabhi manaa bhi nehi kiya,lekin maine aajtak kisi bhi larki ke saath zabardasti nehi ki hai aur naahi main tum dono ko ye sab karne dunga.”He warned them,”Yaad rakhna ye meri party hai aur yaha main kisi bhi tarah ki ulti seedhi harkat bardaasht nehi karne waala.Isiliye keh raha hu,apne hadh mein raho dono,yehi tum dono ke liye achcha hoga.”Rishi then patted both their cheeks and said,”Ab achche bachcho ki tarah tameez se party enjoy karo,ok.”Both nodded their head as they knew it very well how bad can Rishi be when he is angry. Ravi and Vishal were enjoying their drinks in the bar.After some time,they became fully out of control.At the stroke of 11.30pm the bartender announced that the bar is closed and no drink will be served from now.Ravi and Vishal still demanded for more drink but the bartender rejected.Now,as the consumed drink started reacting,they insulted him badly using slangs.The situation was so out of control that at one moment,Vishal hitted the bartender.Rishi,Sanjay and the other staffs came to the rescue.One of the staffs said,”Bohot ho gaya.Tabse hum bohot tameez se baat kar rahe the aapse.Ab to aap logo se Manager saheba hi baat karengi.”He called one of the peon and ordered,”Jao jaake Indira madam ko bulaake laao.”Saying this,he started nursing the bartender who was hurt. Within a few minutes,Indira arrived to the scene.Rishi and Sanjay at that time took Ravi and Vishal a few distance away and were talking with them.Indira enquired about the whole matter and asked that staff to send the bartender home after nursing and if necessary call the doctor.After that she asked,”Is party ka host kaha hai?”The staff pointed towards Rishi,who was standing turning his back towards her.She moved towards him and called,”Excuse me Mr Rishi Diwan.”He turned to look at her.The moment he turned,both shouted together,”Tum!”Indira taunted,”O to tum ho Rishi Diwan.By the way kya main jaan sakti hu ke ye sab kya tha?Ye harkat kiski thi?”Just then her eyes fall on Ravi and Vishal.She understood the whole matter.She again taunted,”O to ye harkat in dono ki hai.”Rishi apologized,”Dekhiye in dono ke taraf se main maafi maangta hu.Aap kahe to us bartender ke ilaaj ka saara kharcha bhi main uthaane ko tayyar hu.Main maanta hu ke jo hua thik nehi hua,but right at this moment,all I can say is just sorry.”Indira mockingly clapped,”Vaah,tumhaare jaise bigrail ameerzaado ka ye tareeka bohot achcha hai.Pehle galti karo,chot pohchao aur phir sorry.Very good.Vaise mujhe na bilkul bhi taajjub nehi ho raha hai,kyuki tumhaare jaise badtameez logo ke dost bhi aise hi honge.”She continued,”Koi fark nehi parta hai na tum logo ko?Ilaaj ke paise de dene se hi kya tumhaari galti kam ho jaayegi?Agar usey zyaada chot lag jaati to?Kuch ulta seedha ho jaata to?Tab kya karte?Kisiki zindagi ki thori bohot keemat bhi nehi hai na tum high societies waalo ke saamne?”Rishi now interrupted,”Enough!Bohot ho gaya.In logo ne jo bhi kiya jaan bujh kar nehi kiya,phir bhi main tumse maafi maang raha hu aur tum ho ke tabse mujhe hi sunaaye ja rahi ho?You know what tum middle class larkio ko bas ek mauka chahiye lecture jhaarne ka.”He ordered Sanjay,”Bohot ho gayi party.Ab inko hosh mein la aur waapas ghar chal.”Sanjay tried to wake them up but the drinks were too heavy to bring them into consciousness.Indira then stood in front of Vishal and Ravi and grinned,”In jaise sarakchaap sharaabio ko kaise hosh mein laaya jaata hai,ye main bohot achchi tarah se jaanti hu.”Saying she,in the same way,like earlier slapped both of them soundfully.The slap was so powerful that all the dizziness due to the drink swept away.They immediately came to their senses.Both were terrified to see Indira again.Indira taunted,”Kyu aa gaye hosh thikaane?Kya karu haath hi aisa diya hai bhagwaan ne ke sabka nasha utar jaata hai.”Shalini wanted to interfere,but remembering the morning’s incident,she didn’t dare to involve.Now Rishi could not tolerate more and said,”Mere dosto ne galti ki lekin tumhe inpe haath uthhane ka haq kisne diya?”He raised his finger on Indira’s face,”Listen Miss Manager,apne hadh mein raho aur apni aukaad mat bhulo.Abhi jo itna tamaasha banaaya hai na mere aur mere dosto ka,abhi ke abhi sabke saamne maafi mango humse.Varna…..”Indira folded her arms and asked,”Varna kya kar loge?”Rishi put his hand inside his trouser’s pocket and smiled like a devil,”Varna aaj shaayad tumhaara is hotel mein aakhri din ho.Tum nehi jaanti ke main kaun hu aur kya kar sakta hu.”Indira looked into his eyes and said,”Tumhe jo karna hai kar lena par abhi yaha se niklo isse pehle ke main tum sabko yaha se dhakke maar kar bahaar nikaalu.”Rishi anyhow,controlled his nerves,otherwise he had done something really very wrong.Sanjay and Rishi supported Ravi and Vishal respectively and started walking outside the hotel with other guests.Before Rishi give a step outside he called Indira and said,”Aaj ki beizzati main kabhi nehi bhulunga aur main is baat ka pura dhyaan rakkhunga ke tum bhi na bhulo.”Indira replied,”Bhulne ke liye to maine itni beizzati ki nehi hai tumhaari aur yaad rakhna bhi chahiye,it’ll be very good for you and your so called friend’s health.”Rishi said,”Miss Manager I’m not gonna leave you.Tumhe apni is harkat ki keemat chukaani hogi.Main bhi dekhta hu ke tum yaha kaise kaam karti ho.You just wait and watch.”Indira fearlessly replied,”Oh sure.Chairman sahaab subhe 11 baje tak aa jaate hai aur ha agli baar agar is hotel mein aana ho to apne in junglee dosto ko jungle mein hi chorkar aana.Yaha shareef log aate hai.”Both Rishi and Indira exchanged a tough look and went their ways.
Posted on: Sun, 15 Sep 2013 13:24:42 +0000