The Mystery Man came over An he said: Im outa-site! He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach Nirvana tnite If I was ready, willing n able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs And devote His Attention to me But I said... Look here brother Who you jivin with that Cosmik Debris? (Now who you jivin with that Cosmik Debris?) Look here brother Dont you waste your time on me The Mystery Man got nervous An he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe An he whipped out a shaving kit Now, I thought it was a razor An a can of foamin goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin his box wont do With the oil of Afro-dytee An the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said: You might not believe this, little fella But itll cure your Asthma too! An I said... Look here brother Who you jivin with that Cosmik Debris? (Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?) Look here brother Dont you waste your time on me Dont waste your time... Ive got troubles of my own, I said An you cant help me out So take your meditations an your preparations An ram it up yer snout BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL! he said An held it to the light So I snatched it All away from him An I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper round my head So Id look like I was Deep I said some Mumbo Jumbos then An told him he was goin to sleep I robbed his rings An pocket watch An everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldnt even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future then As long as he was hanging around I said The price of meat has just gone up An yer ol lady has just gone down... Look here brother Who you jivin with that Cosmik Debris? (Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) Dont you know You could make more money as a butcher So dont you waste your time on me (Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me...) Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm SHONTAY
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 17:08:28 +0000