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The Negligee A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $200 to $500 -- the more sheer and attractive the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Once upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. Its so sheer that it might as well not be there. I wont put it on, but Ill do the modeling naked. Ill return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, Good Grief! Youd think for $500, theyd at least iron it! He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed casket
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 06:44:07 +0000

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