The Night Light... A 90-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, Ralph, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God? Ralph replies, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Hes fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Im done, poof! The light goes off. Wow, thats incredible, the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ralphs wife. Ethel, he says, Ralph is doing fine! But I had to call you because Im in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! .. the light goes on in the bathroom, and when hes done, poof! ... the light goes off? Oh sweet Jesus exclaims Ethel. Hes peeing in the refrigerator again!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 18:29:51 +0000