The OTHER Rules of FIGHT CLUB: 1. If its your second night at fight club, you get to pick what we watch for movie night! 2. If you die during a fight, we will use your body to re-enact Weekend at Bernies for at least one hour. 3. If you slap someone across the chest, you have to yell Woooo like Ric Flair. 4. No pinching. Dont be THAT guy! 5. If someone submits during a fight, you get to kiss his forehead. Thats a sweet gesture. 6. If you see Tyler talking to himself, just let that go. Hes cool. 7. No more using Bon Iver as your intro music. It just makes everyone sad and emotional. 8. No Capes. Why do we even have to address this again? 9. No drawing on a guys face if hes knocked out, unless its really really funny. 10. Be Yourself! 11. No, we do not validate parking. 12. Tag team matches are only allowed if you wear matching face paint. 13. STOP flushing paper towels down the toilet. Its doing a real number on the plumbing. 14. Take any candy out of your pockets. Itll get squished and cause a real mess! 15. If you bring a snack, bring enough for everyone! 16. Put your phone on silent. Seriously guys, its just rude! 17. If you make flyers, use a decent font. No one takes us seriously in Comic Sans.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 23:07:36 +0000
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