The Phases------------------------ At dinner Junior turns to his Dad and asksDaddy, why do I see many kinds of breasts? How many kinds are there?. Although surprised Joepil tried not to show it and answers,Women go through phases Junior.When theyre in their 20s their breasts are like melons. Firm, round and strong.When theyre in their 40s their breasts are like papayas. Long, soft and just hanging. When theyre in their 50s their breasts are like onions. Junior shrieks,Onions? Joepil grinned at Gomer and answered,Yes! When you see it it makes you cry!. Gomer smirked and asked, Do you know Junior how many kinds of Wee-wees are there?. Junior raised an eyebrow but asked,How many?. Gomer drank her water and answered,When a man is in his 20s his wee-wee is like an oak tree. Firm and strong. In his 40s its like a birch tree.Flexible but reliable.In his 50s its like a Christmas tree!. Junior almost choked when he said,Christmas Tree?. Gomer put his fork down and clearly intoned,Yes. Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!.
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