The Pope Driving? The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me? The driver is understandably hesitant and says, Im sorry, but I dont think Im supposed to do that. But the Pope persists, Please? The driver finally lets up, Oh, alright, I cant really say no to the Pope. So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to wind the window down. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief. COP: Chief, I have a problem. CHIEF: What sort of problem? COP: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit, but its someone really important. CHIEF: Important like the mayor? COP: No, no, much more important than that. CHIEF: Important like the governor? COP: Way more important than that. CHIEF: Like the president? COP: Much more important. CHIEF: Whos more important than the president? COP: I dont know but he has the Pope DRIVING for him!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 18:00:01 +0000
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