The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me? The driver is understandably hesistant and says, Im sorry, but I dont think Im supposed to do that. But the Pope persists, Please? The driver finally lets up. Oh, all right, I cant really say no to the Pope. So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief. Cop: Chief, I have a problem. Chief: What sort of problem? Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but its someone really important. Chief: Important like the mayor? Cop: No, no, much more important than that. Chief: Important like the governor? Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that. Chief: Like the president? Cop: More. Chief: Whos more important than the president? Cop: I dont know, but hes got the Pope driving for him!
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 00:28:02 +0000
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