The Possibility of the Eagles game tomorrow is EXTRAORDINARY. Lets look at it from all angles. We are tied with Dallas. Beating them gives us a huge leg up in winning our division. We hate Dallas. They are the embodiment of all that we despise in the world. A world where money can buy your way to the top. A world full of arrogance and living off of laurels. A world of homage to the dumb-faced idea the rest of the world looks down at us for. They are cowards. Through and through. You who are football fans as well as Eagles fans will argue for the strong points of their offense. The league leading rusher. A Quarterback who scores lots of points. A strong wide receiver. Youll retort with stats and well thought out arguments. ALL of these notions need to be destroyed by tomorrow afternoon. Why? Because we need you to suspend reason. Suspend sense. Give up your right to be so freakin smart. And get STUPID DUMB with me. For real. This game means EVERYTHING. A FEAST FOR THE AGES. Roast those Cow pokes. Tear the wings off them like a freshly cooked turkey. I want gravy. Thats points. On top of points. On top of unnecessary points. IN THEIR HOUSE. Disrupt their whole set. Send their fans home EARLY to sit with their pathetic shrines to that silver star and the Super Bowls they won way back when. Lose your mind. For inspiration...heres the main man. Idiot man. Brian Dawkins...
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 22:03:49 +0000
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