The Sydney Meandering Hareld ____________ ______________________ ________________________ First Run 1967 O N O N . A L W A Y S . Number 2436 March 10, 2014 RUN REPORT MARCH 10/ ROSEVILLE CHASE/ WHITE SHIH TZU & RIGHT OF CENTREPOINT Gruel by name. Gruelling by nature.Woof. Distance: 7.60 km / Elevation Gain: 177m / Loss: 188m / Min Elevation: 9m / Max: 111m / Calories burnt: 690 C Desssert Desperate Deemed In appropriate Tall and white once young now ugly, the guy from Echo Point a’came walking As running, and farting each one he passes goes – ooh… When he walks, hes like a shih tzu that swings so cool and sways so gentle That when he passes, each one he passes goes – pooh…. Where was Field Marshal Rommel when you needed him? Cleverly positioning half their battalion at the top bunker of Babbage Road,Leading Officers, White Shih Tsu and Slightly left of Centrepoint then directed the rest of the regiment to assemble at the far too convenient area where the bucket and OnOn were to be located. Not to worry, the warriors soon had the platoon together—back up the ridge where the Turks would surely massacre them, if the Turks had actually caught on to this strategic pincer ploy. Soon the 50-strong pack, led by Ayatollah and Foxy plummeted to the waters edge of Middle Harbour. Moments later, Major DD andSmiley with Melbourne-based son Smirk, overtook the leaders, kicking dust in the face of Darwin Don in hot or at least lukewarm pursuit. Reversing the Great Nosh trail, the thundering herd, including Scud, Plunger and Tweety, who was uncharacteristically chirpy, flew over the roots, rocks and rubble, valiantly succeeding in avoiding a trip to the right into almost certain doom by drowning. Unexpecxtedly the mood changed. The Tall Ones directed the baying pack, now with Payling and Jock up to his jocks in jonquils into the meandering macadam of Moishe’s lovingly-left Lindfield. The pack, including PeeDub and “maaate”? John felt compelled to dawdle and smell the Roseville rubbish bins, through the back streets, off the loo lanes, that played so gentle on their minds. At last even more genteel surrounds…the Roseville Golf Club, as the temp descended into the temperate fairways of this once notorious region of entrapment and wounding of Major General Disaster Disaster with Bar 389. Virginus and Yakkity, managed to overtake Hanoi and all stomped quickly across the 8th green and hardly left any toe and heel indentations for the Members eagerly anticipating their championship tourney on their favorite course on the morrow (no, not Elusive, Tuesday Morrow). The pincer movement worked a treat as runners S Bends and Flasher (who’s quack advised him to walk like a duck) soon joined up with walkers Spud and Super together, leaving Little Digger Track far behind. At the OnOn nestled waterside under comfortable cover, sausages of the most mysterious and tasty componentry were teamed withCentrepoint-crushed mishmashed spuds (not Spud’s), corn on the cob dripping butter and flavour, and beans means farts..a perfect repast prepared by Executive Chef Pilko. All too soon a dessert of melons (see pic) and Greek yoghurt arrived, a natural segue into the proceedings of the evening. A warm gushy Posh welcome was given by Precedent Music to guests of Music and TToc, Farmer Bob Scott of Nabiac (cyclist), John friend of PeeDub (Crazy John), and Smirk son of Smiley (wipe that off your face young Smiley). In presenting the appeal of next Friday’s Bluewater Regatta, Jack the Ripper, could not avoid alluding to Mr Foes aka E-Shit’s new craft, MV Inappropriate who showed and told about his navigational skills with multi-variegated balls of colour (E-Shit is brilliant you know that..he can light up a room, simply by flicking a switch). Humour was flying like it had hit the fan, from S Bends, PeeDub, TToc and the crack-up of the evening, Hanoi Bill…who could not get that punchline out without cracking up (check our website for it). Music and Your Choice had the entire pack of Poshmen, visitors and seagulls singing Happy Birthday, for wait for it..themselves! There’s nothing worse that cold tees. Here’s a new development being trialled at Roseville Golf Club…and golf pro admirers on the pussywalk. NEXT MONDAY’S St Patrick’s Day RUN Run 2437 – March 17, 2014 – 6:30pm. HARES: Tic Mick O’Toc O’twas Paddy Last Card Louis START: ‘Tween Numbers 55 and 57 BALLYSHANNON ROAD KILLARNEY HEIGHTS (The defib will be there with the O’Hares ready to spring to the aid of any heart attack victim, to be sure) ON-ON: On-Site (under cover, if required) TORCHES : Yup! It’s that time again. WHY YOU SHOULD NOT MISS THIS RUN: ✔ Paddy and Mick are walking down Ballyshannon Road sharing a bag of doughnuts. Irish meets them and says, Greetin’s tae ye two.. if I can guess how many doughnuts you have in that bag, can I have one? Paddy said If you can guess how many doughnuts are in there you can have both of them!! .... Irish says Four! FORTHCOMING EVENTS Posh Blue Water Classic THIS FRIDAY March 14 2014 Hello Sailors, Its on this Friday, Forecast is good, no rain, 27 degrees and good breeze. Ring NOW one of the Skippers below to secure your spot on the craft of your choice, no not Your Choice (unless you just want to wish him Happy Birthday!). Boats Skippers Start Time Crystal Boomerang & Druid 12.00 Inappropriate E-Shit ?? Piceous Music Man 12.00 Stormaway Jack the Ripper 12.00 2Bows Captain Bligh 12.00 Hot Chicklick Jungle Jim 12.00 BIGship PeeDub 12.00 Site Office General De Gaulle Race Committee Start/Finish Special Instructions Safety; First, second and.. third Special Notice, this is a Sailing Day, not a race or regatta, Participate at your own risk. (See attachment for full mainbrace details, and how to participate) WEEKEND AWAY, POSHMEN AND POSHPARTNERS The Secret Is Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? Not your Traditional Hash Adventure Weekend and Festivities. When? Friday May 2, Saturday 3 and Sunday 4, 2014 Where? At Historic Katoomba ..... Known for its scenic views,,walks and arty shops...... Accommodation is at The Mountain Heritage Hotel (Cnr of Apex and Lovel Streets. Katoomba Phone 02 4782 2155 …and this will be this centre of all activities…The luxurious grand hotel is fully restored to its original 1920 beginnings....and in the Hub of all activities. A certain number of rooms have been allocated to the Hash on a first come best slept basis.... A special rate of $190.00 per night a double has been negotiated with a full hot breakfast. Mention the word HASH....... The ladies (and even some men) will love the romantic, mountain retro atmosphere ....so be prepared.... Budget accommodation is available, too....at Katoomba Town Centre Motel, 218 Katoomba St Katoomba. Or Echo Point Motor Inn, The cost for lunch and an exotic dinner with drinks on Saturday night and other festivities ....is $75.00 per head Please direct-deposit to the Hash Bank Account with your name: Sydney Hash House Harriers, St. George Bank Kogarah S BENDS’ BREWERS GROUP Four brewers: Ash Blond; Newcastle Nut; Old Baldy; Zambian Dark Ale. Ready to go home with more than their share of the spoils. Case of stubbies each. Been a great couple of sessions by the Hash Brewers at Village Cottage Brewery, numbering nine in all, with one or two in the wings. At the bottling we had: XXXX, Duckweave, Khyber, Frenchie, Wombat, Jock the Sock, S Bend and a slick production line priming, Each of the group taking home a mixed case of the good stuff to bottle mature for two weeks before taste testing and hopefully a bit longer before enjoying. They will improve with a bit of age. Shelf life being years, as it is a live maturation process. The Brewing group is keen to provide a mixed batch for the Hash, perhaps a: Hash Blond; English style Brown Ale and a Dockside Stout. Over toWanker for the kick start, and then from about four weeks later, copious quantities of icy cold frothy stuff will magically arrive on site at On Ons.. FYI Hash Brewers it would be a good idea at this stage to upturn the bottles and give them a little shake, to help the early stages of bottle maturation process!..OnOn S B BIG BAND GALA NIGHT What a sensational night! Jungle, Calici, Music and TicToc thank so much all who made it so! As advertised the Aussie Army Big Band and their fellow Pipe & Drum musicians were a knock-out. Huge thanks to Bernd Eggenberger aka Comedian Rodney Marks (0412 207 655), Auctioneer Mark Roberts (0417 049 050) and Smiley, Ayatollah, for their invaluable contributions, and the special auction items, as well as Music, Jungle and TToc. We especially thank you for the great fun and funds you added to a wonderful gala night for cancer research..we have almost reached our target of $8,000. One item offered at Auction is current for another seven days—Sale of a Residential Property for NIL Commission (donated by TicToc andWarwick Beehag property agents. See the details attached). Get in touch now with Tickers on 0418 476 716 to make a bid for yourself or friend or relative, planning to sell this year. Rare value! ✸spectrum SLIDE SHOW Pix from this week..(just click the link and then hit slideshow) https://picasaweb.google/lh/sredir?uname=108176288433170305675&target=ALBUM&id=5989816785436512561&authkey=Gv1sRgCPzj6s2q3ajAPA&feat=email ---OnOn from your Top Dog Musicman and the entire All-Star Committee. With contributions from world-wide sources, Bigamist, Changi, Jack the Ripper, Kitty, Major Disaster, Moishe, S Bends, and Your Choice for the excellent run maps and stats. Good boys.
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