The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie (I shared - TopicsExpress



          

The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie (I shared this at youth group last night.) :) 10. That wasn’t chicken. 9. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes. 8. The "special sauce" came from the floor! 7. Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!! 6. This cookie fell on the ground. 5. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies. 4. You’ve just been chosen for the Hunger Games. 3. The fortune you seek is in another cookie. 2. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds. 1. You just ate cat.
Posted on: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 02:59:19 +0000

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