The Top Ten Things David Letterman will do in Retirement: 10. - TopicsExpress



          

The Top Ten Things David Letterman will do in Retirement: 10. Get job as straight man on all-new Late Show with Biff Henderson. 9. Drink beer until pants are actually world wide. 8. Pick remains of Hello Deli Platter out of gap in teeth. 7. Learn smarter human tricks. 6. Determine if Jay Leno will float. 5. Sell 20 years’ worth of tailored suits on eBay. 4. Keep introducing Oprah and Uma to each other. 3. Write fake songs to stump Paul Shaffer and band. 2. Light cigars with royalty checks. 1. Spend more time subtly insulting his family.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 02:00:00 +0000

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