The Will If you are reading this I am dead or my lawyer at the law offices of Dewey, Cheetum, Howe, and Goldstein (“Finally rid of the obvious jokes”) has hacked my Hotmail account and sent this in place of my normal letter. Either way I am not happy. To my friends Will and Josh, I leave all of the Letters that I have written that indirectly insulted them. The remaining 20% of my Letters shall go to my state designated next of kin. Being in a sound mind, I spent all of my money. In the chance that there is reincarnation, I leave the remainder of my possessions and assets to myself, whomever I may be now, if that cannot be determined, I have a plan below that takes care of this seemingly inevitable situation. The Sea Slug Scholarship: I have always believed in education and in humor. Therefore, in the event that I cannot be found after I die, an endowment is to be formed using my assets to award a full college scholarship at LSU to the writer of the most amusing letter that insults a politician or political movement and indirectly insults Will and Josh. In the event that I was murdered, it seems like anybody submitting something to this is a natural suspect, and possibly Will or Josh. And finally, to my friend, Jack, whom I promised to remember in this will, you don’t look right to me. This last will and testament was sponsored by Big Fat Smoking Consultants. “Profiting off of lawyers who hack their clients’ accounts since 2013.” - “The Same Old Guy in a Different Form” Joe Little PS In Soviet Union, all letters go to state. All people in wills go to Siberia- especially reincarnated ones.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Sep 2013 16:52:03 +0000
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