The Wise Confucius say ..... !!! Confucius say ..... Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone ! Confucius say ..... Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day ! Confucius say ..... Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife, upright organ ! Confucius say ..... Wife who put husband in dog-house, soon find him in - cat house ! Confucius say ..... Wifes panty, not best thing on earth. But next to best thing on earth ! Confucius say ..... Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night ! Confucius say ..... Man with tight trousers, is pressing his luck ! Confucius say ..... Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag ! Confucius say ..... It take many nails to build crib. But only one screw, to fill it ! Confucius say ..... Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on top of desk ! Confucius say ..... For wife, hole happy. Whole body happy ! Confucius say ..... Married man should wash face in the morning. Neck & mouth at night ! Confucius say ..... Dont drink and park. Accidents cause people ! Confucius say ..... Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread legs of woman ! Confucius say ..... State of pregnancy exists, when wife takes seriously, something poked in fun ! Confucius say ..... Passionate kiss like spiders web. Soon lead to undoing of fly ! Confucius say ..... Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house ! Confucius say ..... Mans wife his better half. His mistress, his better hole ! Confucius say ..... It is good for girl to meet boy in park. But, better for boy to park meat in girl ! Confucius say ..... Man have more hair on chest than wife. But on hole, wife have more ! Confucius say ..... Woman laid in tomb, may soon become mummy ! Confucius say ..... Man with athletic finger, make broad jump ! Confucius say ..... Man who marries girl with no bust, have right to feel low down ! Confucius say ..... Man who fish in other mans well, often catch crabs ! Confucius say ..... Man who sucks nipples, makes clean breast of things ! Confucius say ..... Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick ! Confucius Say ..... Blow job, like army. Closer to discharge, better it feels ! Confucius Say ..... Woman who dance without bra, make believe ballroom ! Confucius Say ..... Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed ! Confucius Say ..... Never argue with a woman, when shes tired, or well rested ! Confucius Say ..... If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital ! Confucius Say ..... Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills ! Confucius Say ..... Man who pulls on womans bra-strap, may get bust in mouth ! Confucius say ..... Girls best asset, is her ` lie ability !
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