The Word F-E-A-R Has Two Meanings :- 1. Forget Everything And Run.. 2. Face Everything And Rise..The Choice Is Urs.. Good Afternoon & have a wonderful day Tufaani baarish Aadhi raat Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya Pizza wala:- aap married ho?? Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. ๐๐๐ ........................................ Kya apki life bahot boring h? agar haan to type kijiye I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam) aur send kare apni biwi ko. kasam se life me hungama mach jayega... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ........................................ 1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya, 1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega. Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya chij he;-)๐๐๐๐๐๐ ........................................ Difference between talent and godโs gift: A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject. -This is godโs gift. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ....................................... Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): Madam 10 Rs dedo..! Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!! ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ ๐ Phataka Joke TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha: Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira? Zakhmi gusse me: Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm. ๐๐๐๐
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 09:04:35 +0000
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