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The busker outside Waitrose is so terrible that whenever I get within thirty feet of him, I look for a dog to kick. My standard response to his nasally, wibbling falsetto is to lock eyes as I approach and growl menacingly as I pass, but hes taken to grinning at me as if hes just serviced my grandmother and persuaded her to cut me out of the will. Im now having to detour around the post office, which is pissing me off and am thinking of kicking this shit up a gear and debulking in his guitar case, right between the stickers for Peace & Love and Keep Calm and Rock On. #InTheNameOfUsAll
Posted on: Thu, 24 Apr 2014 12:46:11 +0000

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