The cafeteria here is full of piss and trickery. You order the pesto pasta expecting it to be pesto and pasta and BOOM.. All of a sudden, out of nowhere and for no logical reason, you have broccoli in your mouth. A giant, horrifying, disgusting green thing that tastes like it was harvested right out of Satans garden creeping in your mouth, assaulting your pride. This will not be taken lightly, dear cafeteria workers! Are you guys in like, cahoots with my mother? How much did she pay you?! I thought we had a bond... I thought we were bros!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 16:20:43 +0000
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