The creation of Israel through Bar ownership ( a quick crack) A big rowdy group of Ottomans slammed through the doors of Bar Palestine, drunk on Islam and power. Apparently it was THE original Bar, and they wanted for their own…and they took it, by force. But the Ottomans weren’t the only game in town, and Later (400 years later) a British Bar tycoon noticed cracks in the Ottoman’s coiffeurs and swooped in. Saddling upto the bar, he furtively spoke to the Bartender and told him that if he and the others follow his lead, he’ll get the Ottomans out and they can have a more mutual arrangement. It worked…and they Palestinians were allowed to drink at the bar again and were slowly getting to higher levels of management. One thorn in their side was this crazy European who, in the way early days, would get all hammered and talk about how a book written 2000 years before proved he was the rightful owner of that bar, and all the nearby bars. He was laughed out of the bar by everyone in those days, except some nutty followers of his. One day, the British tycoon had to deal with a German an Austrian and Italian owned company who wanted a crack at the business. He was able to enlist some wealthy friends of his and won, but emptied his treasury in the process, and had to give up Bar Palestine. They almost had full control of the Bar they had been working in for a lloooong time, when the followers of that European group showed up with the new game intown, a Oil Rich, bible beating American who figured him and that crazy European are more closely related and why not be part owner of this place. Much like the Ottomans, they took it over and have ran the bar ever since…but are not too kind towards the native people who are not of their skin color or background.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 06:36:37 +0000
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