The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for, but he had no choice but go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years. While he understandably felt like he was missing an important part of himself, he realised he felt like a different person and could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a mens clothing store and thought, Thats what I need...a new suit... and he entered the shop and told the salesman, Id like a new suit.. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, Lets see... Size 44 long. Joe laughed, Thats right, how did you know?. Been in the business 60 years the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit and it fitted perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a new shirt? Joe thought for a moment and then said, Sure. The salesman eyed Joe and said, Lets see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck. Joe was surprised, Thats right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, How about some new underwear? Joe thought for a moment and said, Sure. The salesman said, Lets see... Size 36. Joe laughed, Ah ha! I got you! Ive worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, You cant wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache. New suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 05:20:57 +0000
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