The first game of football, animals, creation, man, God, wenches. A tale of what happened on that sixth day !!! Maybe or maybe not !! So God created Man & all land animals on the sixth day. He notices Adam looking a bit perplexed, How am ya Adam? said God. Ar, bostin replied Adam. God said, But you look troubled my son, what is it? Well said Adam, the animals have challenged me to a game of football, but theres only one of me, Im gonna need at least another 10, thats without substitutes. Theyve got the Giraffe up front, the Cheaters on the wings and the Hedgehogs that tried to cross the motorway in defence. Theyre playing with a flat back 4. Ive got no chance have I Lord? The Lord said, Ah yes, football, small animals in the park, jumpers for goalposts, isnt it? wasnt it?, Whats the score? 17-5. Look, I can let you have the Arch Angel Schmichael in goal, but I think Ill have to create something called a Woman, (Latin name: Moanius, Whingius). Will she be Miss Right? asked Adam. Yes replied the Lord, First name always! Now I noticed when I created you I gave you too many ribs, Im gonna put you to sleep and use one rib to create Woman. So basically. what yem saying my Lord is that me new wench is actually gonna be a spare rib!! Ar said God, Itll give you something to chew on after a few pints, rather pleasant with BBQ sauce But Lord, how is it gonna help me get the players I need? enquired Adam. Well said the Lord, She will have babies and they will grow and then join the team. But isnt that gonna take years? cried Adam, The Animals will be so far ahead by then, theyll be out of sight, Id have no chance of getting back into the game! Oh yes you will replied the Lord, Ill create Alex Ferguson as your manager, the game will continue till youre in front !! SORTED And that Graham Shearer, Dan Malin, Ian Harris, Doug Choyce, Jim Hogan, Pete Richardson, Mark Pearce, Matthew Carless, Dan Daniel Williams, Kevin Sumner, and all who are interested is how the game begun!!!
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 09:50:47 +0000
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