The first thing you will do in FIFA 15, depending on which club you support FIFA 15 will be released throughout the world over the course of this week, once again limiting the social lives of millions to expletive-laced tirades aimed at friends and strangers alike. Of course, those initial moments playing the new edition of FIFA are always special for every gamer and many will already know what theyll do first before they even buy the game. This largely depends on which club the gamer supports. The following is a sampling of likely first actions in FIFA 15 for various fanbases. Barcelona — Start Luis Suarez and laugh defiantly at FIFAs inability to enforce their real-life punishments in their own video game. Chelsea — Remove Frank Lampard from Man Citys roster and then cry because you know its already too late. Manchester United — Put Cristiano Ronaldo back on the team and then satisfy the overwhelming urge to pleasure yourself before even playing a match (against MK Dons on the easiest difficulty setting). Borussia Dortmund — Attempt to delete Bayern Munich from the game. Liverpool — Set the CPU shot error slider to 100 and pretend every clean sheet is the result of competent defending. Arsenal — Score a goal with Danny Welbeck, shout Welbz is dat guy! and realize that this is why you have no friends. Real Madrid — Turn bookings off and let Sergio Ramos and Pepe play the way theyve always dreamed. Bayern Munich — Feel bad about playing as such a great team and immediately bump up the difficulty setting. Then see how many times you can make Manuel Neuer run the length of the pitch without losing the ball. Atletico Madrid — Dress in all black like Diego Simeone and try to quickly convince your roommate that youre not a goth now while the game loads. Juventus — Check to ensure that Andrea Pirlos beard is accurately depicted. Later realize youve gone an entire match without pressing a button. Tottenham — Give the captains armband to anyone other than Younes Kaboul. Create the guy from Man v Food and give it to him if you have to. Monaco — Immediately remember that youre a prince and you should have better things to do. Any MLS club — Look at the player ratings and sigh. - - - - - - - Brooks Peck is the editor of Dirty Tackle on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him or follow on Twitter! Follow @BrooksDT
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 07:20:53 +0000
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