The following are 20 ways that taking care of a toddler is like dealing with a drunk person. I actually know little of caring for a toddler.....but I know a great deal of caring for drunk people. 1) Absolutely no personal boundaries 2) Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and just keeps going 3) Very poor decision making skills 4) Spontaneous vomiting & giggling 5) Says words that make absolutely no sense 6) Gets belligerent if you take away their "beer" [insert favorite toy here] 7) Cries for no apparent reason 8) Prone to streaking (see #3) 9) Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects such as the refrigerator, washing machine, couch 10) Nearly nonexistent attention span 11) Extremely argumentative 12) Poor short term memory 13) Zero inhibitions 14) Loses everything 15) Will pass out anywhere, at anytime 16) One track mind 17) Very demanding 18) Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator 19) Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever 20) One volume setting – LOUD!
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 12:20:19 +0000
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