The girls fight back. Men might have their jokes about the ladies, but did you know they have retaliated ? THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE LADIES FLOATING AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN. ONE DAY MY HOUSEWORK-CHALLENGED HUSBAND DECIDED TO WASH HIS SWEATSHIRT. SECONDS AFTER HE STEPPED INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM, HE SHOUTED TO ME, WHAT SETTING DO I USE ON THE WASHING MACHINE? IT DEPENDS, I REPLIED. WHAT DOES IT SAY ON YOUR SHIRT? HE YELLED BACK, OHIO STATE ! AND THEY SAY BLONDES ARE DUMB.... -------------------------------------- A COUPLE IS LYING IN BED. THE MAN SAYS, I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD... THE WOMAN REPLIES, ILL MISS YOU...... -------------------------------------- > Its just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he stepped out > of the shower.. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think > if I mowed the lawn like this? > > Probably that I married you for your money, she replied. > -------------------------------------- > Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENT, GOOD LOOKING, SENSITIVE MAN? > > A: A RUMOUR > ------------------------------------- > Dear Lord, > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and > Patience for his moods. > > BECAUSE, LORD, IF I PRAY FOR STRENGTH, ILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH. > > AMEN > ----------------------------------------- > Q: WHY DO LITTLE BOYS WHINE? > > A: THEY ARE PRACTISing to be men. > ---------------------------------------- > Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HANDCUFFED MAN? > > A: TRUSTWORTHY. . > ---------------------------------------- > Q: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN IS IN YOUR BED GASPING FOR BREATH AND > CALLING YOUR NAME? > > A: YOU DID NOT HOLD THE PILLOW DOWN LONG ENOUGH. > ---------------------------------------- > Q: WHY DO MEN WHISTLE WHEN THEY ARE SITTING ON THE TOILET? > > A: IT HELPS THEM REMEMBER WHICH END TO WIPE.. > ---------------------------------------- > Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR HUSBAND FROM READING YOUR E-MAIL? > > A: RENAME THE EMAIL FOLDER INSTRUCTION MANUALS > > ----------------------------------------- > While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal > husbands would be found in all corners of the world......... > > ......then He made the earth round. > ----------------------------------------- > > SEND THIS TO AT LEAST FIVE BRIGHT, FUNNY WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR > DAY! > > AND SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT MEN WHO HAVE ENOUGH SENSE OF HUMOUR TO > TAKE IT!
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