The horse on the left, pictured with me, is not the horse that was was incredibly fortuitous for myself today. The horses head, on the left, was sent to me by some tubby bloke with a mouthful of cotton wool called Don Corleone, who is Godfather to a rabbit , or something, and all because I trod on his foot. No , the horse that won me a few hundred pounds through an error on my part, and all for just a meagre outlay of £3 was that handsome individual pictured (No, not me) in his meadow and winning a race. he is called Heavens Guest and I did two multiple bets for a total outlay of £3. However, I included Heavens Guest on both slips in error. It was a good error for instead of winning £80 to my £3 stake I won £250. Which is better than a kick in the testicles. Tonight I treat ma and myself to fish and chips with lashings of tomato ketchup. The simple things in life make me happy. Goes with my brain which, come to think of it, is also pretty simple. I doubt I will ever be Heavens Guest as its extremely doubtful theyll have me there. But, aha, I bet they dont have fish and chips.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 16:10:51 +0000
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