The kinds of status we would be updating of social networks if we were in the times of Moses,Noah,Adam and abraham 1.Guys its scary,lots wife just turned into a pillar of salt. 2.Pimping my camel,Jerusalem here i come 3.Just chilling in first class at Noahs ark,the view here is fantastic..but these lions keep staring at me weird.# noahsvoyage 4.Chilling with moses by Mt sinai..miracles be going down here 5.Eve an hubby got banished,they ate the forbidden fruit.i mean who does that? 6.Jacobs status :things we do for love, cant believe i served her father for 14 years just to ger her.love you rachel. 7.Some people are so cruel cain how do u kill your own brother? # RIP_ABEL 8.One of Jesus post:what a long day..walking and preaching the gospel.now chilling with my brother.these guys are funny...LLP (laughing like pharoah) 9.Isaac: Damn,dad nearly sacrificed me 10.Mary:Joseph is not replaying my whatsapp messages.he still thinks i cheated...grow up duh. 11.Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those childrens. Like seriously?? 12.Samson:The chick sold me out...im going to bring the roof down on this party...this gal aint loyal. 13.Judas did what???mxm fake friends
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:29:29 +0000
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