The only way a woman can be completely satisfied, is to get her self 4 different men- An old, an ugly, an Mandingo and a gay guy. All of them combined got you covered! - The old man—he’ll sit around the house with you, spend his pension check on you, hug you, hold you, give you comfort. From him, you get financial security. -The ugly one? He’ll go above and beyond the call of duty to help you out: run you down to the grocery store, he’ll provide it because he’s just happy someone as beautiful as you is paying him any kind of attention. From him, you get “me time.” He frees you up to do all the things you need time to do. -And then there’s the Mandingo man. You need a big Mandingo man. You know what you gonna get from him. He’s big, he’s not that smart, can’t hold a good conversation, got muscles popping out from his eyebrows to his pinkie toe and when you see him, you know he’s going to put your back out. -And then you need a gay guy—someone you can go shopping with, who doesn’t want anything from you but gossip and details about what the old man bought you, which errands you sent the ugly guy to take care of, and exactly how Mandingo had you doing monkey flips for a week. See, the gay guy gives you all the conversation you need (smile)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:26:21 +0000
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