The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel. Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? A: OH SNaP!
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