The plan was for the Imperial Carpet Cleaning drones to arrive on site early Monday morning. In preparation of their coming, home forces teamed with the masterless Jedi to wield the force so that all floor objects would be stacked to provide room for their work. However, the plan fell through when a rogue team of telepaths with the power of invisibility claimed they showed up, checked the carpet, and that, apparently, it was not dry enough for the assault. Meanwhile the Jedi knew this was garbage because he was actually there and can confirm that the carpet was in fact dry as a Jerry Seinfeld joke. Their plans to return later Monday to address their error were nonetheless thwarted. Their leader, Darth Landlord, offered assurance that the Imperials would renew their campaign first thing Tuesday, which remains to be seen, and that the powers of the mysterious telepaths who somehow know that something is not dry without actually examining it in person would be blocked by a Federation Force field and a secretly deployed platoon of Bullshit Fighters known for dealing with this sort of conflict... youtube/watch?v=EjMNNpIksaI
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 11:51:52 +0000
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