The reason why am not a fan of # Nigerian Movies: 1. THE T.V - TopicsExpress



          

The reason why am not a fan of # Nigerian Movies: 1. THE T.V still makes noise even if you put it on volume 1 (one) 2. Millionaires have a gate-man instead of an electric gate. 3. A flash back plays for 40 min 4. Women wake up with make up and earrings in the morning. 5. People always ask for menu at restaurants but they always order rice and chicken. 6. A track is played in the background until it finishes. 7. Qualified doctors always refer to witch doctors. 8. After shooting a character and he dies he sometimes open his eyes not knowing the camera is still on him. 9. When a character is dead they start by giggling before they cry. 10. They are cutting grass with a panga instead of a slasher. 11. You cant finish the movie without hearing these words Igwee or chineke 12. A ghost first looks both sides before crossing the road. 13. 20 years later..... the family dog is still alive! 14. The reason why it plays for 5hours is because the camera will follow the person whos going to the supermarket ,which is 10kilometres away.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:17:33 +0000

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