The story of why my preteen daughter is never going to speak to me - TopicsExpress



          

The story of why my preteen daughter is never going to speak to me again. Like, omg, ever: Dorothy got in the car after choir practice and I hold up my bag of Tribute Blend coffee from Starbucks. I said, Hey, did you know Starbucks has a coffee in honor of the Hunger Game? Her: OMG. THATS AWESOME. Me: AND there was a whole Hunger Game display....... and Jennifer Lawrence was there handing out samples of it to promote the new blend. Her: IS SHE STILL THERE? Me: Yeah and Peeta is going to be there soon. Her: HIT THE GAS! GO! GO! GO! Me: If we hurry, we might get there before Gale leaves. Her:WHY ARENT YOU DRIVING? Me: Someone else......who was it...... Oh, yeah, now I remember...... Her: WHOOOOOOOO? GO! DRIVE! Me: Um, April something. Her: April who? Me: April Fools...... #ohnoshedidnt #ohyesidid #evil
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 00:00:29 +0000

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