The ten bleaching commandments..obey these commandments and thou shalt live 1. Thou shalt not cry over spilt cream 2. Thou shalt not bleach and call yourself image unless u look gud..dats blasphemy 3. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbours cream 4. Thou shalt not rub thy face and neck alone..we nuh raise zebras inna jamaica 5. If u lip black and dry puddung d cream n tek up sum lip balm n olive oil..this should be the first commandment 6. Thou shall not borrow cream from thy friend then go half way tree go hype up unu dutty self a limelight. amen 7. Thou shalt not lie about yuh remedy. upon being asked what cream u using, yuh reply bout (d big bokkle a nadinola n immediate claire mix wid neprozone gel d gran bokkle one) -_- when we knw a toothpaste n curry do u face suh 8. Sunday is bleaching day ..dnt leave u house n keep it holy 9. Dont bleach if u black like kunta kente..mek d citizens a jamaica fraid fi walk road a nite cah we only a c unu face n neck a float 10. unu dont look gud churchhhh? can i get a amen
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 00:13:03 +0000