The time has come for a single lengthy rant from me about worlds most irritating and boarder line useless mode of transport that there is. Trains. But most of all, people on trains. First on my list are seat hoggers who have as much purpose on this earth as ugly garden gnomes on Herbert the Perverts lawn. The people who arent even large but are taking up two seats and if they were fat, theyd be on a steady diet of their own ignorance and using dicks r us hair gel. If your bag is on an empty seat I will assume one of two things. A) theres a chihuahua in there and needs a seat. B) that youre not able to bend down to put your bag on the floor because of the hardcore lunch comprised of ignorance and a side of arrogance that youd eaten just moments ago. Second. Wannabe train pole dancers. Really, not really. You tin head meth wankers are oblivious to the fact that there are 5 other people who would love to be holding on to the same pole youre gyrating against. I dont want to see your filthy fungus face staring angrily at me when the train turns make me fall against you. Feel blessed any of this even graced your jelly filled nut sack. Heres negative $1 for your shitty pole dance. Third. Something Im experiencing right at this moment. Mouldy-haired titty lurkers who look at other peoples phones. I can see that youre blatantly watching me type this. When I catch you and see you smiling at me, all I want to do is shave off your eyebrows and replace them with tattoos of popeyes arms. Thats the only way Id smile back. That is all.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 08:35:43 +0000