The top 10 things we have learned from the Malaysian Airlines - TopicsExpress



          

The top 10 things we have learned from the Malaysian Airlines accident: 10) The Malaysians are idiots. 9) The Chinese are media whores 8) If you want to get something done, call Australia 7) The 777 can withstand anything--except apparently an Asian airline 6) News is more credible when a British guy announces it. 5) Microsoft Flight Simulator pilots are all potential terrorists 4) The 777 will struggle to maintain altitude when out of fuel 3) That guy in CNNs simulator is obviously being held there against his will 2) Mary Schiavo will stay up at any hour for a buck ..and the number one thing weve learned from the Malaysian Airlines accident is... 1) Some normally rational people think its gone because Elvis wanted to replace that worn-out Convair -880 of his, and sent Bin Laden to get it for him but it was stolen by extra-terrestrials during the attempt and is probably in the Bermuda Triangle, guarded by the Illuminati.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 17:33:54 +0000

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