The training at my local club Is really rather poor. And if you have a “Dominant” twelve week old puppy Then the (30 years of dog training experience) trainer has the cure. You take the canine by the choker Showering him with verbal dross. Slowly he will understand It’s not him, but you, that’s BOSS If he fails to follow The instructions that you speak. Then this can be taken as one hundred percent irrefutable evidence, The dog just called you WEAK Get tuff and be a MAN Don’t give in to this sneaky ploy. Show you are the Alpha Male By chewing on his toy And if by chance this doesn’t work Pinch his ear and pin him down. His cerebral cortex is sure to process this new stimulus and arrive at the conclusion, It’s you who wears the Crown. Be sure to maintain his lowly ranking In your pack. By topping up this training With a gentle weekly Whack. Now Fido’s so well trained With the methods they approve. There’ll be no further trouble He’s too scared to FECKING MOVE.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 11:36:14 +0000
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