>The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. >Dont try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know. >Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.. >Men love watches with multiple functions. My Friend has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. >All men hate to hear We need to talk about our relationship. These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf. >Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. >Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. >All men think that theyre nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. >Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. >Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Ive never seen a man walk into a party and say Oh, my God, Im so embarrassed; get me out of here. Theres another man wearing a black tuxedo.
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 04:57:31 +0000
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