The world is burning and President Playboy is vacationing in Marthas Vineyard. President Playboy is on track to play more rounds of golf than Tiger Woods. He has been golfing every day as other people at the golf resort get frisked by the Secret Service, eating steak and lobster on the taxpayers dime in a kissy kissy make-up dinner with Bill and Hillary Clinton, and dancing all night long with a whole bunch of women at the Farm Neck Golf Club. In the meantime, Yazidi children are dying of thirst and resorting to drinking the blood of their own parents to survive. They wait for the Islamic State, the new caliphate in Iraq and Syria, to advance up the mountain and murder them in whatever gruesome way suits the fancy of these Jihad worshipping death cultists. In a suburb of Saint Louis, an inappropriately militarized police force is suppressing protesters using military tactics, including arresting news reporters without charges. In the same suburb, the people have gone wild in an orgy of robbery, arson, and mayhem. All this is in response to a police shooting of a black teenager who may or may not have been a gang member. President Playboy dont care. He dont give a s***. Fore, mutherf****ers! The bear is loose! Preezy playing through!
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 15:23:44 +0000
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