Themba wa ko Pitoli Soshas, walked into a bar and aggressively - TopicsExpress

Themba wa ko Pitoli Soshas, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, “Please give me 250g steak and pap and then give everyone a 500g steak and pap because when I eat, I want everybody to eat!” The bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order: “Give me a bottle of brandy (Mellow Wood) and give everybody else a bottle of whisky (Johny Walker Black) because when I drink, I want everybody to drink!” Everyone was happy and singing Themba’s praises saying Themba is “The Man”. When Themba finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill because when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”. His funeral will be this Saturday. •»»Our World.««•