There once was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day, in his despair, he decided to end it all because he could no longer play. So he found a tall building, got in the elevator and went to the top to jump off. But standing on the ledge looking down he saw a man on the pavement skipping, shimmying and kicking up his heels as he went along. And when he looked closer he saw the dancing man had no arms at all. He started thinking, What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm. There goes a man with no arms at all skipping down the pavement so happy and getting on with his life. He ran back to the elevator, hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked the armless man for saving his life and said he now knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could still be happy, even with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and shimmying and whooping and kicking up his heels again. So our man asked, Why are you so happy anyway? He answered, Im NOT happy. My balls itch.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 10:32:52 +0000