There was a court preceding. A man was bing prosecuted for double murder. The judge said you are charged of beating your wife to death with a hammer Someone in the court shouted your bastard! The judge continued you are also charged with killing your mother-in-law The same person in the court shouted again, you dirty bastard! The judge look at the man shouting at said, sir, one more outburst and I will hold you in contempt The man replied, Im sorry your honour, but Ive been his neighbour for 20 years and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he doesnt have one!
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 08:33:58 +0000
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