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There was a person at the bar who was making me nervous because he was fiddling with his hands under the bar, he had beady eyes, and he paid with a blood smeared $5 bill. Then he left and I was like PHEW, SHEESH but unfortunately he was immediately replaced by a self-identified comedian from Hollywood who has just moved here and is renting a sick micro-studio that is 160 square feet and costs $800 a month. He says that it is sick except for the Internet is broken and it has flooded twice. He began showing me pictures of his cat; his hands were so small and his perfume was making my eyes bleed. Then the potential murderer returned and now they are having a vibe standoff that I am mostly enjoying but i feel certain that it will end badly. We are listening to the Go-Gos. Come party, happy hour till 8!
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 01:38:40 +0000

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