There was an Australian tourist in Germany, and he had his pet with him on a leash. He decided to check out the German beer, so he went to this German beer garden. While he was there he got talking to this Big muscled Aryan looking bloke, who asked him What kind of dog is that youve got? Its a long nosed long tailed short legged Australian terrier replied the Australian. I breed German Shepherds myself said the German to which the Aussie replied, So What? Ill bet one of my German shepherds could beat your long nosed, long tailed short legged Australian Terrier any day! said the German. So they agreed to match the Germans best dog against the Aussies long nosed long tailed short legged Australian Terrier. The German got his dog and it was HUGE! It was the biggest German Shepherd this Aussie had ever seen! They started the fight, and the German Shepherd got slaughtered! Bits of German Shepherd went in all directions and its tail landed in someones drink! All you could see of the German Shepherd at the end was a bloody bone! The German asked the Aussie, Vot kind of dog is that? The Aussie replied In Australia we call them Crocodiles!
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 10:35:13 +0000
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