Theres an old sea story about a ships Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, Aye, aye sir, Ill see to it immediately! The first mate went straight to the sailors on deck and announced, The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear. He continued, Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise Change, but dont count on things smelling any better.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 17:34:57 +0000
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015