Theres this dude Ive seen around town 4-5 times - some of you guys MUST have seen him - that looks like he fell off the stage of White Lion in 1982, tumbling into a time warp and emerging here in the 21st century having missed a couple MEMOs...Dude is older than I am, but every time Ive seen him hes been wearing black spandex pants, black boots, black leather jacket. He has hair like Robert Plant (and Frampton) had in 1969, but its died black - has that whole Keith Richards thing going on. First time I saw him was on a call for a suspicious person at the Family Dollar in Clio - scary guy in parking lot. I rolled up on a raggedy van with this critter hanging around - Hey, suspicious guy, whats up? He builds cabinets and is a general handy man, checks clear on LEIN, all that, is waiting for his girlfriend whos in the store...Girlfriend walks out and SHE looks like what Tom Waits would call a used piece of jet trash = Kmart stretch pants and a rayon leopard print shirt, hanging off one shoulder, basically dressed like a Patsy Lou Williamson clone. Homey plays bass in some local COUNTRY band, he says. Now, Cheryl and I have seen him at Wal Mart, Ive seen him at VGs and Kmart, and every time hes dressed like this 80s hair band extra, and ONE memo that got by him is: Even THOSE dudes, like Winger or Great white, even Twisted Sister, DONT DRESS LIKE THAT OFF STAGE. They wore, like, jeans and t-shirts. Heres another one: Your face looks like 90 miles of baaaaaad road, and the long, black, flowing tresses that you fling around as you and Patsy Lou browse for Wal Mart towels arent fooling anybody. Just sayin.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 23:52:16 +0000
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