These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what the men really mean when they say... ITS A GUY THING Translation: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Translation:Why isnt it already on the table? UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR Translation: Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN Translation: I have no idea how it works. TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOURE WORKING TOO HARD. Translation: I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. THATS INTERESTING, DEAR. Translation: Are you still talking? YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. Translation: I remember the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car Ive ever owned... but I forgot your birthday. OH, DONT FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. ITS NO BIG DEAL. Translation: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that Im hurt. HEY, IVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT IM DOING. Translation: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? Translation: What did you catch me at? IM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. Translation: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK. Translation: I make the mess and she cleans it up.. #Jokes #Funny
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 17:42:50 +0000
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