Things I hate: When the snow is so high on your steps that it looks like a deck. When you have to walk through 3 feet of snow to get to the shovel to make a path so you dont have to walk through snow. When you start to shovel a path and your hat keeps falling down over your eyes so you cant see so you have to tip your head up but still have to look down or you will fall over the pile of snow you just made. When your nose starts to drip from the cold, and you try to wipe it on your sleeve, which is wet from the snow and you wind up with snow and snot on your face. When the snow is so heavy you can only move it so far and then have to move that pile again. When the snow sticks to the shovel, so when you toss it, it doesnt come off and you almost throw the shovel at your truck. When your truck is taller than you are, so you cant reach the middle of the hood, so you just push as much off of the other side as you can. When you finally find your windshield, and the snow from the roof of the truck slides back down and covers the windshield again. When the snow is so high your pretty sure your vagina is now a vaginasicle and may actually shatter. Things I love: Andrew Werner for busting out the snow blower when it was obvious that I am useless in the winter.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 12:31:44 +0000