Things Ive learned today. 1) Michael McIntyre is a great comedian. He was an excellent judge on Britains got Talent but alas hes a feckin dreadful chat show host. Watched him on tv tonight, fook me the last time I felt pain like that Id been hit in the eye with a pair of scissors. 2) All the potty training in the world cannot prepare you for the horror which is toddler diarrhoea. Holy shit. Quite literally. Poor dude!! 3) There is less than a week til the Manchester Marathon and Ive been advised to starve myself of carbs for a few days. I didnt know how much Id miss bread, potatoes and pasta etc. Im sure itll be worth it.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 23:23:33 +0000
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