Things less aggravating than parliament: catching Ebola. At this point in my life, Ebola would truly serve a twofold purpose for me. First off, the trendy virus would possibly allow me to achieve my goal weight, which is approximately that of a seven-year old boy. Second of all, due to the high media exposure I would finally have my fifteen minutes of fame without having to pull a Kim Kardashian (AKA showing people my butthole.) What has the Lebanese parliament done for me that Ebola can’t? Nothing.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 16:00:01 +0000
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