Things my wife says while traveling PART 2.... 66. Is that a spoiler on the top of the car? ...Oh, its a bike rack! 65. I love when I get off the Interstate and then get back on...got a whole new group of people to annoy! 64. OH SNAP! I didnt see that there! 63. What exit are we supposed to leave on? 62. Help yourself 61. I could be mean and not let you over, but I dont feel like pushing the gas pedal any harder. 60. *Makes car putting noises* 59. I think we just might make it on a tank of gas! 58. *Waves and says GOD BLESS YOU again* 57. I like that color on that truck 56. UGH! This dude! GO! Please Go! 55. Should I accidentally scratch my head with one finger? I kinda think Jesus would understand! Ok, Ill be good! 54. Look at that truck! It looks like its trying to stand up straight! Bless its heart! 53. Im really glad youre not posting whats going on in my mind. 52. Quit making me laugh, cause I gotta pee real bad! 51. Sigh....Jesus take the wheel! 50. There a 3 empty lanes and everyones behind me. I must be that good of a leader! 49. Move it or lose it sister! 48. That van is really dirty, musta gone through snow. 47. (Our Son: Mom? Can you stop it? I dont wanna get in a wreck!) Its your fathers fault! 46. Sweet Jesus! Another lane open! 45. Butts County? Thats where you belong! 44. That roofing sign saidWe stop the rain. No, they stop the leaks, not the rain. Misleading advertising! 43. Times like this, Im glad we dont have an Escalade. We wouldve had to fill up twice already. 42. *quotes random Dumb and Dumber lines* 41. Reads signs.... Cheap cars? Nah... I do not want a cheap car, I want one that runs. Margarita? Why yes I will take a margarita! 40. Dont you dare! 39. Wow! That jeep back there wasnt green...it was GREEN!!!! 38. Ooooh....Thats pretty! 37. What exit are supposed to get off on?....Got an idea....lets just get off where the sign says Cracker Barrel! 36. Get over or speed up please!....I love it when people listen!...Thank You! 35. I am not remembering any of this! 34. Whats wrong with this thing? GPS aint no good! 33. Since we got off the interstate, everythings boring now! 32. Eisenhower?...I said Roosevelt! I knew it was a president! Close enough! 31. Youve gotta post that...Thats just messed up! 30. (Sign says DUI/Defensive Driving School)... Im trying to process that! 29. GASP.......SKIPPER!!!! 28. I feel like Im going so slow right now. 27. RUDE!!! 26. Next exit 2/3 of a mile? Never seen that before!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 23:11:09 +0000
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